Karlynp & The Doggone World

Enjoy a bit book humor everyone

I went to the book store earlier to buy a 'Where's Wally' book. When I got there, I couldn't find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.

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I got banned from Waterstones today for moving all the 'Caution - Wet Floor' signs to the '50 Shades of Grey' shelf.

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I went to Waterstones today to get a book about conspiracies.
There were none there. Coincidence?

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I've been thinking of writing a mystery novel. Or have I?

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I've just published a book on DIY.  It's blank and comes with a free pen.

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Our new librarian is very polite. I think she is Italian. I've just taken a book back that was months overdue but, rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine."
So I thanked her and walked out.

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Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Not Wally, Wally, Not Wally..."
Where's Wally Audiobook

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I hope my new book does well.
It's called "How to be concise and get straight to the point using the minimum of diminutive words necessary to convey your meaning as clearly as possible without overly long descriptions and explanations."

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I've just taken up speed reading. Last night I did war and peace in 20 seconds.
I know it's only 3 words but it's a start!